Title: Grade Schools Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad Date: May 28th, 2025 Page: Front Page Author: The Onion (Unstated journalist) Link: https://theonion.com/grade-schools-gifted-program-admits-kids-who-can-emotionally-handle-time-away-from-ipad/ Summary: In this satirical piece, the author states that Middlebrook Elementary school in Nashua, NH, has recently developed a gifted program which is catered towards students who are able to manage the emotional stress of being away from their iPads. Principal Terri Van Euler emphasized "our gifted and talented program is an elite option that is definitely not for everyone," "the program's rigorous academic setting is suited only for the best at their school, those who are able to do school work for up to 40 minutes without any screen time." She acknowledges that this is a big ask, even for adults but it is a key expectation from all in the gifted program. While the use...